I’ve read posts like this on several people’s blogs, where they list the searches that send readers to their sites. When I check my blog stats and read what kinds of searches have sent people here, it always makes me laugh. I only recently (like 6 weeks ago) made my blog public, where it’s available to search engines.
Here’s a few that are pretty normal, but kind of interesting:
•cleaning legos (from a “Works for Me Wednesday” post) – 11
•baby marker face – 5
•waterproof mattress pad (another “WFMW”) – 6
•muscle men – 3
•what to do with leftover chicken – 3
•el maguey mexican cheese dip recipe – 2
•skip schumaker wife – 2 (does he even have a wife? I don’t know…if he doesn’t, Hannah and Hayley, you two ought to duke it out. He’s such a cutie.)
Here are the ones that only have one hit, and these are the funny ones, to me at least:
•pink eye crusties picture
•1st spanking
•kellogues zoo
•mother baby frog tatoos (spelled like that)
•7 last plagues + diehl (WHAT? We had nothing to do with the last 7 plagues. I swear.)
And, last but not least, my personal favorite:
•bird poop frosting (I’m pretty sure I didn’t blog about both bird poop and frosting in the same post. But I could be wrong. And who the heck is the person looking for this? I want to know.)
Check your stats…let me know what weird things are bringing people to your blog.
Filed under: audience participation, funny stuff



Those are hilarious!
How do you check? I’m clueless!
what!? “kellogues zoo”!?!?!? and they found you, too funny. just as a warning, now that you have typed these phrases you will get more search engine hits on those phrases.
one i recently had was “girl peed pants”. why would anyone search for that?
so entertaining
Crack me up!!! I’m with Kasey – I don’t know how to check. Help!
I’m not sure if you can do it with blogger or not…on wordpress, it’s right in the dashboard stats.
Sorry I’m no help!
Also – I googled Skip Schumaker, and he’s married with a baby. Sorry, girls. And Rick Ankiel is married, too.
Okay, mine are pretty normal. . . and most of mine are for my fellow bloggers, including a link directly to your blog (which I don’t understand b/c why didn’t they just type that in the bar up top???).
My only slightly unique ones are:
student council camp game themes– (Ha!)
pretty drain tile–(yeah, that was from my mosaic tile post, where I also talked about throwing money down the drain)
“hiccuping” video–(?)
Nowhere in the league of cool as “bird poop frosting”!!! Ha!
Thanks for thinking of me and Hayley. . . keep on the lookout! I’m great at long distance relationships!
lol, he is married. I got my eye on a single one though lol
so what’s your recipe for bird poop frosting? that’s funny.
my weirdest one (which isn’t even that weird) was blonde man eating with friends. seriously – what are you expecting to get with that one?