The scene was lunchtime today. I had just served up some pipin’ hot mac and cheese a few minutes prior. Bennett hadn’t eaten any yet because it was too hot.
I went over to the table.
I said, “Let me stir this for you to help it cool off.”
Then I took a bite to check that it was ok to eat.
And then Bennett said, “Did you know that I spit in there to cool it off?”
And I said, “YOU COULDN’T HAVE TOLD ME THAT 4 SECONDS AGO??”
I so wish this wasn’t true. But it is. And he swore that it was the first (and last) time he’s ever spit in his food.