1. I was trying on a short-sleeved sweater at Target and my 9-years-younger sister was with me.
“You look like you’re from the 80’s,” she said.
“I AM from the 80’s!”
2. Jack Henry, right after waking up this morning: “Do I have time to shave before breakfast?”
3. Luke, to his brothers, on our new van we’re getting tomorrow: “just wait until you smell that new car smell! Wait. I don’t remember what that smells like. Is it good?”
4. Bennett, after finding out at the dentist this morning that he has to have the same frenectomy surgery Luke and I have both had: “I mean, he uses a laser, right? What happens if he slips, and, you know, cuts my whole face off?”