I was worn out tonight by dinnertime, so I made the executive decision to pick up Pizza Hut after dropping Luke off at cross-country practice.
I got home with Bennett and Jack Henry, put pizza on their plates, and added a salad to the side.
First, Jack Henry said, “Give me more lettuce, please, so that I can be healthier than Bennett.”
And then Bennett said, “I’d like more lettuce than that, too. Just because.”
I don’t know where I am, or who these children are, but I’m staying here.