Real-life, unembellished, overheard conversation in the van between 2/3rds of the brothers, who I’m not going to identify for reasons you’ll understand in a moment:
Thing 1, giggling: “Remember that time when you scared me, and you were supposed to be in the shower so you were naked and you were wearing a Luigi hat and holding the top of the blue Lego box and an old stick?”
Thing 2: “Oh, yeah. That was hilarious, man!”
Note to self: monitor shower time better. And for real, how is there an “old stick” inside the house somewhere?